What is this world coming to when a kid can't even eat a pop tart with out being suspended for it ?
Pretty soon my kids are going to need a "PTCP" (Pop tart carry permit)
We need to remove the states of Florida, Idaho and Oklahoma from our schools before its too late. We need to also shut down the entire block of "Sesame Street" which will be brought to you buy the Assault letters "L and K". I never thought learning the alphabet was so dangerous.
And dang it if I ever let a nurse use an assault thermometer on me or my family ever again!. The school nurse used one on NW yesterday, what kind of mother am I for allowing that to happen?
It became clear to me that I am now a felon after stepping out of the shower and using my illegal hair dryer this morning
Noticeably not on the list are the deadly Nerf and Water guns...My lord! you can put an eye out with those things!
-JUGM
