Hammer Lock

 Since there will be a universal background check on all guns I have all ready began  the process to register my hot glue gun, staple gun and seniors nail gun. I am also caching away the kids Nerf guns, Toy Guns and Water guns. for use at a future time. And I have secretly stored the most destructive item of all...the "Water Balloons" in a climate controlled area so that heat will not cause them to explode at an undisclosed location.

Yours Truly,
JUGM