Friday, September 9, 2011

Questions to Ponder

Interesting Questions to Ponder…


Why do we park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?

How did things get named?

Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?

Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs, when everyone knows that rabbits don’t lay eggs?

If pro and con are opposites, wouldn't the opposite of progress be congress?

When you're caught "between a rock and a hard place", is the rock not hard?

Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?

Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?

How come there aren't B batteries?

How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?

And last but not least in my questions to ponder:
Is this really Michelle Obamas missing relative:

2 comments:

  1. There used to be B batteries. Thy were used in portable tube radios (along with the A).

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  2. Now you're going to be in trouble with the Chimpanzee anti-defamation league. :-)

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